The Ugliest Alternate Jersey I've Ever Seen
Hello all, I’d like to give a quick introduction of myself before I get into the meat of my first quick post at MVN. I’m Cory Humes of A New Pirates Generation and Pittsburgh Pirates Roundtable. I’m a junior journalism major at Point Park University in downtown Pittsburgh. I’m a Pirates baseball junkie. Anything else you need to know, feel free to shoot me an e-mail using the “info” link in the sidebar.
Now, on to the important stuff–How many of you threw up in your mouths a little bit when FSN and KDKA showed clips from Piratefest during dinnertime? The “new” red alternate jersey makes me nauseous. Unfortunately, it’s similar to the prediction I made last week. It took me all of three seconds to make a second photo illustration from the TV reports.
I’m not sure who does the fashion design work for the Bucs, but this is a plea to that individual: Even I can take a paint can in Photoshop and turn a white jersey red. Next time you need a fresh, new look, remember that I’ll work for an eight pack of tickets and an autographed Bob Walk bobblehead.