"Being a consumer is like a job. You have to make sure you get the best one. If you get a Blu-Ray player, you gotta do research. You gotta look at reviews of a player. You've gotta go on Amazon and read a really long review, written by an insane person, who's been dead for months. Because he shot his wife and then himself, after explaining to you that the remote is counter intuitive. 'It's got really small buttons on the remote,' he said, before he murder-suicided his whole family. And now you're reading it and going 'I don't know. I don't know which one to get. I've got to get the best one.' Why? Who are you, the King of Siam, that you should get the best one ever? Bring me the best! Who cares? They're all the same, these machines. They're all made from the same Asian suffering. There's n...
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Tim is the owner and editor in chief of Pirates Prospects. He started the site in January 2009, and turned it into his full time job during the 2011 season. Prior to starting Pirates Prospects, Tim worked with AccuScore.com, providing MLB, NHL, and NFL coverage to various national media outlets, including ESPN Insider, USA Today, Yahoo Sports, and the Wall Street Journal. He also writes the annual Prospect Guide, which is sold through the site. Tim lives in Bradenton, where he provides live coverage all year of Spring Training, mini camp, instructs, the Bradenton Marauders, and the GCL Pirates.