The Pittsburgh Pirates won last night, pushing their record to 34-33, which is significant, as it's the first time the Pirates have been over .500 after June 1st since August 15th, 1999.  That's a long time to go without seeing a team have a shot after the first two months of the season, which really illustrates how disappointing this losing streak has been.  To demonstrate how long the stretch was, I decided to go back and look at all of the things I've done since the last time the Pirates were above .500 after June 1st.

-I got my driver's license.

-I went to prom three times (oh yeah, sophomore at prom, someone was good with the laaaadiiieeesss)

-Survived Y2K

-Got in to professional wrestling for the first time since the 80s, when it somehow became the biggest thing on TV (re...

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