Moe Szyslak: Okay, punching isn't your thing. But that's okay. You're not that kind of fighter. What you're gonna do is stand there while your opponent gets exhausted from over-punching.

Homer Simpson: Then I can just push him over.

Moe: That's right, and if the ref's not looking, you can kick him a couple of times.

After striking out twice, Pedro Alvarez delivered the game-tying double in the 7th. (Photo Credit: David Hague)

The Pirates utilized Homer Simpson's rope-a-dope strategy on Anibal Sanchez in a 5-3 victory Wednesday night. Sanchez efficiently carved up the Pirates through six innings, allowing his only two hits to Neil Walker. In the 7th inning, the Bucs (33-20) attacked for four runs on five hits to chase the Tigers' starter and set up another win over the defending...

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